Up and Cummers 12

Although her career was already on the fast track to porn stardom at the time of her appearance here, Leena shows why she was, is and always shall be one of the most exciting performers in porn. A leggy, busty brunette with a deep tan and stunning great looks, Leena appeared in a handful of videos in the mid to late nineties where she easily upstaged her supporting performers with her erotic presence and absolutely devoured her lucky partners with her vigorous sexual gymnastics.

For some reason, however, Leena's scene is relegated to a second-class status on this disc. She is barely featured on the back box cover except for two, postage stamp sized pictures, and is not even spotlighted at all on the front! Despite this marketing gaffe of epic proportions, her scene eventually occurs halfway into the movie. In this scene we are treated to a lengthy discussion with between Mr. West and his featured star, which I would not exactly call insightful or inspiring. But anytime I get to hear Leena talk dirty in her pouting, little girl voice is pure aural foreplay for my ears. Wearing a tight fitting sundress, which she quickly discards to reveal her scarlet red panties, Leena's hardbody is an awesome sight. She is one of the few women in porn who can get any guy hard with simple body language. After the small talk banter, we get to see Leena does what she does best: namely, deep throat cock. There are plenty of porn starlets who do this task well, but few are exceptional. Legendary actresses like Tiffany Mynx, Tianna, Tori Welles and Ginger Lynn conveyed attitude and beamed facial expressions which made their blowjobs seem extra special, and Leena easily joins their ranks in superior performances. Regrettably, some of her best work in videos like LEENA, PUSSYMAN 4 and 5, THE LIVING END, GOING PRO and SISTER SNATCH 2 have yet to appear on DVD, but this edition of UP AND CUMMERS 12 is somewhat of a consolation for those waiting to see her complete catalog released in the digital format.


Leena far and away gives the best performance among all the women here, attacking Randy's cock using her mouth and pussy with a predatory hunger that is amazing to watch. We get to see her perform oral sex in several different positions, at several different angles, thanks to some inspired camera work (which also helps to overcome the very mediocre picture quality). And of course, no one looks better riding on a hard-on than Leena. However, despite their very hearty workout, Randy fails to deliver a satisfying cumshot even as she sucks and jerks him off by hand. In fact, his ball juice is spit out so fast and in such limited quantities, that I actually had to watch the scene in slow-motion to verify that he got any satisfaction from their scene [yes, everyone...porn reviewing can be humiliating work at times]. Since Leena has always been open to an oral cumshot and swallowing, the lack of either here is extremely disappointing, and somewhat of an anti-climax to a very hot and heavy session.

The other scenes on this DVD include an introductory scene with African-American beauty Jordan McKnight (described on the cover rather ungraciously as a "sexy soul sister" --- at least they didn't spell it "sista"). She begins the whole show with a poolside interview, which works its way into a solo masturbation scene courtesy of a motorized dildo. Afterwards, Mr. West jumps right on top of her and begins pumping away in almost every position imaginable. Ms. McKnight is attractive, but nothing special in terms of sexual magnetism, although her scene goes on and on for almost an hour. Cover girl Joy Fox is a voluptuous dirty blonde who gives Mr. West a wild and enthusiastic ride, but is actually the weakest scene of the bunch. Since Joy is obviously the only true newbie on the whole program, I guess that its justified that she is so prominently featured on the cover, but that still does not excuse Leena's conspicuous absence. The video ends with a bunch of brief clips featuring anal fucking with actresses Dajilla, Heather St. Clair, and Satomi which are too short to be of much interest or to lead to any real viewer satisfaction.

As with almost all early editions of this long-running series, the video quality here is tolerably acceptable at best. Though artifacts and other digital anomalies are kept to a minimum, the picture is a bit murky and hazy compared to the latest releases from VCA and Wicked. Also, there are dropouts galore which I recall being very evident on the original VHS tape, and which are even more noticeable on DVD. Oh, well...when it comes to Leena, I would watch her work through a muddy windshield and it would still be worth my time. Extras on this disc include the standard image gallery and a few previews of other West-directed titles.

I've been waiting a long time for more Leena material to make its way onto the DVD format, so now I'm happier than Eric Cartman with a bag of Cheesy Poofs to have her UP AND CUMMING scene finally available on disc. For those who have yet to discover this magnificent redhead, I urge you to give this DVD a try...you're in for a real sexual treat!

This year marks Randy West's twentieth year in the porn industry, and New Machine has been re-releasing his legendary Up and Cummers series on DVD. Arming them with good transfers and lots of extras to catalog his tireless pursuit of young, right off the bus babes. If you've seen any of the almost seventy entries in this series, you pretty much know the score. Randy's been at this game so long, he doesn't even have to look for these new-to-the-business hotties. Starlets in training know that if they want to get into the industry, the quickest way is to let Randy West into them.

Up and Cummers 12 features Jordan McKnight, who has since gone on to star in countless adult features since her first encounter with West. One of the coolest things about the Up and Cummers series is that they are almost like a "porno yearbook" where you can sometimes see some of your favorite actresses before they hit the big time, and in some case, before they went under the . Up and Cummers 12 opens in Randy's backyard, where we see Jordan sitting on a lounge chair by his pool. Jordan's stone washed Guess jean skirt proves just how long ago this scene was shot (the production date is listed as 6-16-94). Jordan answers Randy's off-screen interview questions as the camera lingers up and down her young, supple body. Jordan admits that she is twenty years old, and that this is her first ever on camera scene, at this point, she hasn't even done any stills. As Jordan begins to caress her body, she also reveals that she dropped out of college, where she was studying accounting, to become a nude dancer. Accounting was just too boring she says.

Soon we move into Randy's bedroom, which has seen more ass then a rental car by now. Jordan works herself with a large dildo, before Randy gives her a thorough servicing with his veteran tongue. When Jordan returns the favor, you can see a little bit of nervousness in her. It takes just a moment before she feels comfortable working a cock in front of the camera. However, once she warms up, it's clear to see that accounting is not what this girl was meant to do with her life. Jordan works Randy's cock like a true pro, and it's exciting to see a star in the making. Jordan follows up her blowjob by riding Randy cowgirl style, and we get a great view of her supple ass, which Randy understandably can't keep his hands off of. After Randy shoots his load inside her, he treats us to some bonus footage of another scene he did with Jordan, which ends with a nice internal oral cumshot.

Next up, Randy introduces us to Joy Fox, who is a shy little cutie with wavy brown hair and sexy wide eyes. Joy opens up a lot during her pre-interview with Randy, as she strokes her legs and hikes up her short brown dress. We learn that Joy, who is nineteen, has entered the adult industry to save money for college, and she is very nervous about this, her second adult job. Joy's inhibitions ease away as she rubs her untrimmed pussy for Randy's camera. Any lingering tensions go by the wayside once Randy starts licking her ass and pussy. Joy removes her dress to expose a young, soft, curvy body, and medium, pert breasts. Randy kisses her deeply, and it has to be said that there are sexier things then watching a man with graying pubic hair kiss a nineteen year old girl. Having said that, Randy and Joy share a pretty hot scene together, despite the presence of some of those gray pubes I mentioned. The only thing missing from this scene is a nice blow job, which Randy explains was ruled out by Joy's recent dental work. I hope she feels better soon, since all that pretty face needs is a big cock in it to make her a star.

The best scene has been saved for last as Randy meets up with Leena, who even back then was no stranger to adult films. Leena explains that she's been in the industry for nearly two years at this point, but than she'd never fucked the legendary Randy West, and she here to make up for lost time. Leena is one hell of a party. This wildcat spends lots of time playing with herself and teasing Randy (and us) with her wild fantasies. When Leena rubs her clit as she reveals her bizarre gynecologist fantasy, it's clear that this is no act. And once Randy gets into the act, it's clear that these two have been waiting to fuck each other for some time now. Well, the wait is over. Leena gives Randy a blowjob that has to rank up there with some of his best. Randy is almost unable to hold out for her pussy, but he does a commendable job and eventually plows her. These two must have some kind of oral fixation, though, since they have barely begun fucking when Leena goes back to sucking Randy off. This goes on for most of the scene, with the two of them starting to fuck and then Leena just has to have Randy in her mouth. She even apologizes to the camera, stating that when Randy cums, she just has to have it all in her mouth. Fear not spooge fans, when Randy finally blows his load, most of it does land in her mouth, but some does shoot out, since no woman could be expected to hold everything this guy blows out.

New Machine loaded lots of extras on this disc, including some great anal scenes from future releases, and most importantly, a trailer gallery that features hot footage from Randy's legendary scene with a young (and all natural) Jenna Jameson. If you know Randy's work, you know he doesn't disappoint.