Elastic Assholes #11

For a lot of my reviews, I type while I watch. Sometimes you'll see a review from me where I start off all happy and I finish up just pissed off at the world. But I tend not to review stuff from THOSE studios anymore. Jules Jordan is the best, period.
It's pretty much just them and Devil's Film I review now, because they invoke the least bullshit along the way. They give you what they say they're going to give you. And if Elastic Assholes 11 gives me anything close to what I think it's going to, I'm going
to have the biggest smile on my face for some time. I mean, I love Kimberly Kane, but she's one of those stars for whom I've been looking for that one perfect scene (I'm waiting for the same from Jodi Taylor). Yeah, this one is going to be a creampie, and
I generally hate those because of the awkward cum play that ensues, but damn, look at her. She's looks like a sister to Carmella Bing on the cover. Kat Dior has the potential to be a scene stealer here. Yummy. I love the outfit. Sasha Casey has a nice look
going on, and it's her first anal scene, so that's always something to look forward to. Krissy Lynn turns me on, even with my meh feelings for blondes. And AJ Applegate is going from newcomer to superstar faster than almost anyone I've seen. And deserves the
accolades along the way. So I'm happy. And now I'm going to hit play and hope I continue to be happy. Now, to be fair, the one problem that is consistent with this series is the tendency to have the camera too low while we're looking at asses. I can live with
that here, as that doesn't tend to be the case during the fucking, just during the tease. But I do like the top of the hips, where the ass and thighs meet like that. Sexy spot to me. And I can never see anything but the bottom of butt cheek. Not really complaining,
but at least giving us a level shot would be better. AJ is up first, and I really like how this one is handled until we get to the spots where, you know, she's actually getting fucked. Too much of the time we're either too close or the camera is shaking unacceptably.
I know there are lenses out there that can get all of AJ in the shot, too. This should be better. It's good, but it should be better. And cum leaking out of her ass in the end. Man, just let us see facials instead. Kat Dior goes second. Yeah, I'm definitely
going to keep an eye on this woman. A pretty good scene, and this one isn't POV, though the camera still stays tight enough a lot of the time to make it seem that way. A shame, that. Some impressive anal fucking going on, and the facial we get is one where
the dude is trying to shoot up into her face. Those are never good facials. Sasha Casey goes third. A cute one, her. A ring where a wedding band would be, too. I love married porn stars. I love that we can move closer to this being normal. A pretty good one
here, though the POV fucking still has too much camera shake for my taste. More ass leaking in the end, too. Krissy Lynn gets to go with those tasty, monster tits of hers. The playing with her labia is nothing but strange to me, though. I've been seeing more
of that lately. Odd. External anal cumshot. Meh. And then Kimberly gets to go. Mmm. Nice scene. Again with the camera shaking. I wish they would fix that. Also, dude, move your thumb while you're fucking her anal cowgirl. I'd like to actually see it than pay
attention to your half-hearted efforts at rubbing her clit. When have you ever known me to not complain at least a little bit, right? Elastic Assholes 11 is a damn good movie, though, and I wish they would drop the POV element from it completely. It doesn't
need to be there, and this would have been that much hotter without it. Especially because I know how to work a clit and how to let an audience see what they should. So I'm not picturing myself in this guy's place. Please, kill the POV.

I like reviews from Oranje...........he's pretty much on the money with his reviews. I don't like POV movies with all that comes with it...........shaking of the camera and limited angles which I feel can kill a great scene............so, I thought I'd check Elastic Assholes #11 out due to Mike John's previous work in this series and Oranje giving it high marks nonetheless .........I thought it was pretty well shot and the Sean Michaels scene was outstanding, with Sean making sure that poor gal won't be sitting straight for awhile impaling her with that kickstand he has for a dick!!! Mike John works his way through most of the ladies POV style which a lot of people like these days in their porn, but that's where I had a problem with this movie.........Mike John is not easy on the eye's so to speak......once the camera is pointed down that's ok due to viewer's looking for that style ......but the camera's got to come up and around once in awhile and when it does, boy, is it unflattering to Mike, who later apologizes a couple of times during credit's that he's not in the best of shape while making this film. ( he has a couple of scenes other than POV giving the girls a workout and you can't help but notice he is a rather large fellow besides his manhood.
Overlooking that personal situation, Elastic Assholes #11 is a pretty solid effort because Mr. John is a good director for this kind of stuff. Would have gave it 5 across the board but mostly POV is not my kind of viewing pleasure and I happen to like watching good looking people have sex. (At least in decent shape) Easy on the donuts Mike, you do good work!!!