Jerk Off Material #10

I have mixed feelings about this DVD. On the one hand there is the sexy Zoey Monroe and on the other one of the worst male actors in the business, D Snoop. To be honest I am not expecting much. This is a 2-disc DVD with disc one containing the first half of the movie and disc two the second half as well as a behind the scenes, a bonus scene with Kitty Bella, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access and trailers. The bonus scene is the big perk while the rest are run of the mill. Scene one starts with the amazing Zoey Monroe in a blue bikini that does not leave much to the imagination. They have a brief interview and then Tommy Pistol comes onto the scene and goes right for her ass and licks away. After he shows off his oral skills it is her turn and Zoey does not disappoint. It may not be the biggest pistol but she takes it all as he fucks that pretty face. After a lengthy suck session, with plenty of slobber, they get down to the fucking. She starts in a cowgirl position and they have plenty of shots from the rear view showing her giving that extra bounce. The camera angle then changes to an above shot and you can see her small tits as she rides his cock. She moves to a reverse and there are some nice shots of her rubbing her clit as he penetrates her cunt and ass. Next up: Anal doggy. Overall the sex is good, not mind blowing, not shoot your load a few times but here it picks up considerably. They move back to an anal reverse and it is still pretty good. Zoey is definitely bringing it but sometimes in scenes there is just not there. Going past the 38 minute mark he shoots a nice load all over her face. A good start, not amazing but good, Zoey definitely carried the scene. Next up is the very sexy Jenna Ivory and it is a shame to have her in a scene with the main bozo D Snoop but here it is. Jenna is decked out in hot pink for the interview and then Mark and D come in to grope and feel her amazing body. Mark goes to work on her cunt as little D has her suck on him and before you know it she has both cocks in her hand. Mark then opens her in doggy while she sucks D and then they trade off. Then they each titty fuck her and cum in her mouth. Tim then finds her and takes her in a rather boring doggy scene. She then goes down on him, more lack luster titty fucking, cowgirl, reverse and then he cums all over her cunt. An amazingly sexy girl with less than amazing sex which results in the waste of a good porn princess.

Scene three brings us Violet Monroe in a red bra, black thong and skirt and unfortunately another D scene and he brought a friend, Hook. It results in an unimpressive blow job scene where she sucks the little guys off until they cum in her mouth. Tim then decides to get a piece of Violet and starts her in doggy, again pretty dull sex. She then goes down on him and then gets back on his cock before he sprays her face. Insert disc two. Disc two takes up the action with scene four and another disappointment with Alana Rains and Sean Michaels. Alana is in a pink top with white shorts and is posing when Sean comes by to take her inside. He starts some uninspiring oral and then they get to the sex. They start with cowgirl and then move to missionary. The best part of the sex in this scene was the butt plug and probably the only thing that made her cum. He then fucks her ass and proceeds to cum all over it. Another scene I could have done without. Scene five brings us Missy Monroe and her return to porn. A bit fatter and with the short hair that I hate, not the cute girl I remembered cumming to. Oh well. On top of that the scene is with Tim who plays with her tits during the interview. He starts her in doggy and then titty fucks her. She then goes down on him and so far a yawner here. Back to doggy and some anal. They move to cowgirl and I am sorry she looks awful with her stomach and sloppy tits that are hanging on each side. This scene does nothing for me at all. Finally the scene ends with his cum on her face and tits. Bonus Scene: So far only scene one is halfway decent. I have high hopes for this scene. We meet Kitty in a leopard print bikini. A cute girl who is saddled with a Tim scene, so much for a good scene. They start with a little oral and then doggy. You would barely notice it because she does not make much sound while he is in her. They then move to a cowgirl position, same dullness. There are some good camera angles though. He then has her in a missionary and gets in her ass. Back to doggy and he cums in her ass. Overall this DVD is not worth it even with Zoey. The scenes were dull at best. Horrible male actors and non-inspiring sex. This DVD would never wear out.

I get a lot of films in the mail to review. A couple of studios send me basically everything, and unless I really don't want to watch it, I try to get through everything. Sometimes some get a bit delayed, as I can have up to a hundred in my queue to review, and I actually have a couple of day jobs. With paychecks and stuff. I do this for fun, but that means I have to budget my time around jobs that generate an income. One of the ways I choose is by literally judging a book by its cover. For Jerkoff Material 10, that wasn't a very difficult choice, though you might not immediately guess why. Zoey Monroe is scorching hot, yes. Violet Monroe is a porn hottie, too. And while I don't know Jenna Ivory or Alana Rains too terribly well, the selling point for me is that photo of Missy Monroe. Holy fuck I want to just jump into that photo and play. While Zoey has such sexy lingerie on and Violet is a redhead-wait, I haven't mentioned how awesome fellow redhead Kelsey Ruthless is yet... she's done one film according to the folks here at Empire as of this evening, but she needs to be in many more. Some costarring me-it's those stacked tits, short hair, and tasty thighs below a short skirt on Missy that makes me want to have the chance to nail her. Mmm.

Oh, and this is a two-disc set. There are a few films that I pick on for doing that, since it means they're just using a whole bunch of footage to justify the move. But in this case, they just kind of linger nicely on most of it. For Zoey's scene, there is some idiocy to get through. For one, dude decides to shove his dick and his balls all in her mouth at one time. It's not sexy and doesn't appear to be doing anything for anyone. Why are they bothering. Also, the angle of the camera goes down to the floor during a lot of the reverse cowgirl, which-and I say this every fucking time-is a crime against humanity. It's the exact opposite purpose of that position. Grr. Anyhow, the video quality here also feels a bit, well, weird. The anal stuff when she's laying on her stomach or doggie is really hot. Very. The spoon stuff on the couch isn't nearly as flattering. Jenna Ivory has a gorgeous ass. We open with that, and I didn't see it at first. Some okay stuff, though the amount she gets to perform instead of having stuff done to her is minimal. Also, I don't understand playing with mouth shots like this. Just swallow without doing some dumb shit like gargling. Not loving this scene at all. Violet Monroe is taking on two guys at once, and I always have mixed feeling about those scenes. They have to be filmed so carefully so as to not lose the lady in the middle of all of the cock. The blowbang part is okay, and the POV bit has way too much ballsucking for my tastes. I hate that. A lot. Some good anal here, but not great. Mike can't move his damn hand out of the way enough. A good facial. Alana Rains does nice work in her scene, too, though it's just not a scene that stands out too much. And a scene with anal should never be just ordinary. Yeah, I do love Missy's scene, though, even with the ballsucking I don't like. Oh do I want her on top of me. Some amazing tattoo work, too. I mean, it's a good film that could be much, much better with just a few changes. This isn't all that out of the ordinary for one of Mike's films, but I do wish he'd knock it off with the poor camera angle choices. He's proven to be a better director than that in the past, and I'm hoping some changes will put him back in that elite category. Fingers crossed, because while I want to love this film, I walk away only just liking it.