Up and Cummers 73

The specialty of Up and Cummers: showcasing "fresh" talent, before they (potentially) become stars. If you have not had the pleasure of viewing Tera Patrick in action yet... here, contained within this DVD, is a wonderful introduction. Along with three other newbies, Tera joins director/performer Randy West for some gonzo action worthy of high praise.

Tera, a beautiful dark-skinned Thai/English mix, has won numerous adult awards, and for good reason! This lady is a sexual dynamo, as her 1999 appearance for Randy West was ultimately foreshadowing. And that's the idea! The Up and Cummers series is a nice dichotomy--on one hand, audiences can take a visual taste of flavors to come, while on the other hand, when the DVD versions hit the streets, audiences can look back on the "early" performances of their favorite stars.

Number 73 offers impressive "opening" options. Viewers can choose to 'play the movie', scroll through a crisp photo gallery, Randy's Theatre (trailers) and 'pick the girl', which leads to the further option of 'jumping' to a particular segment within that girl's scene. All menu options grace the eyes with full motion graphics. Of course, that indeed adds to the effect of the scene-jumping option.

Upon viewing the show straight-thru, here's what you'll get:

The first chapter is the introduction to gorgeous Tera. As the camera slowly rises from her calves up to her panty-less crotch, we gain an erotic sampling of beauty, solidly designed to prime our libido for more to come. Randy, a veteran of the biz, knows how to bring out the "all" in newbies. So, Chapter One is no exception as Tera lights up the screen with ravishing looks, curvy body and a sexual drive comparable to the "best" in the business.

Foregoing an actual "play by play", I'll limit the steamy details to this: the action takes place on a simple couch located in a simple living room. The set is virtually unnoticeable, but the sex is damn hot! Randy and Tera have good "chemistry". Be it good acting or be it authentic orgasmic delight--this scene is convincing. Included action varies from warm-up oral sex to a doggy-style penetration to a scissor-lock fuck, filmed so well you'll want to leap into the TV screen. Topping off that mind-blowing series of events is, again, a nicely captured shot of Tera, with Randy's cock resting on her lower lip and tongue, manually stroking him to climax. What a climax it is--right into her open mouth!

That was a hard scene to follow, but Tavalia gives a top-notch performance as well. With the company of both Chris Cannon and Randy, Tavalia, a dark haired tight-bodied hottie, brings the room to a warm glow with her soft-spoken demeanor and quiet yet steaming sexual aura. Her male companions probe the surface of her erogenous zones via tongues for a little while. She, of course, returns the favor. Then, steadily the mercury rises as Tavalia's subtle body language invites the men to take turns inside her pussy--doggy style. Without any segue, Chris disappears off-screen, without a climax. It's now time for an intimate moment between Randy and Tav. More appealing camera work is executed as we see Tav's blue-painted nails on the fingers of her sexy hands spreading her ass cheeks. Randy and Tav engage in a volcanic anal romp, utilizing positions which range from scissors style to reverse-cowgirl. Though verbally reserved, Tav's expressions and movements exercise an authentic enjoyment of "rear-entry". I should mention that Randy was most certainly enjoying the backdoor action as well! Not unlike its predecessor, Chapter Two ends with an oral pop-shot.

Randy, again appearing in a scene, teams up with two "let's get to this and not piss around" type chicks named Taylor Moore and Tye. This scene starts off pretty hot, considering these ladies are ready for action. Following some meaningless chatter, the girls leap right into the action by giving Randy a double blowjob. Are two girls are better than one? In this case... it seems so. From there, Randy makes a desperate (and successful) attempt to satisfy both young ladies' pussies. Once ready to unload, Randy lies down on the bed, thus allowing the girls to manually and orally promote his climax.

The only oddity of this DVD is the final chapter, titled "Unseen Footage of Vivian Lopez". As the credits further reveal, this was taken from Real Female Masturbation #4. I'm not sure why it was added into this release, as it is short in length and not extremely stimulating. What we see is Vivian, on her knees, manually stroking a mystery penis (Randy's) to climax. The only unusual element to this "footage" is the view of Vivian reaching for the lube bottle, on several occasions, as it's apparent that the "penis" is continually becoming dry.

Four chapters sounds short, but Up and Cummers 73 is pretty packed. Admirably, West has an ability to create lengthy scenes while still retaining audience attention. In other words, they're long but far from boring. To the attention of the female viewing public: I think more mention of the males, good, bad or indifferent, should be made--on behalf of the female viewers. So, that being said, Randy West appears in all chapters of this gonzo feature. He is probably not what most would call exceedingly handsome--and he's certainly not a "young" stud anymore--but Randy does have charisma and sexual stamina. Just a noteworthy mention, gals!

Like an aging, leathery Energizer Bunny, Randy West proves once again in UP AND CUMMERS 73 that he can keep going and going and going....Although U&C 73 is an otherwise acceptable entry in the usually above-average U&C series, it is the nearly one hour of non-stop action with the drop-dead beautiful Tera Patrick that makes U&C 73 an absolute must-have. In one of her earlier porn appearances, the stunning Thai/English Tera with her 36/25/36 perfect, natural hourglass figure, tawny, completely blemish and tattoo-free skin and long flowing hair shows why she is a new porn favorite to many (present company included).

Filmed once again at Randy's swinging bachelor pad, complete with shag carpeting, furniture courtesy of Ikea and the Levitz outlet store, Randy's video collection in the background and even an old Maxell poster on the wall (remember? the one with the guy in the chair getting blown away by his speakers--yeah, I got rid of mine after college too), Randy gives the term "home office" a new meaning. (You would think after all the porn he has cranked out Randy could afford classier digs. Then again, Randy himself is simply fun to watch in all his cheesiness. He is like a 1980's missing link, complete with silk shirt open to the waist, gold jewelry and leather boots--the only thing missing is the "Flock of Seagulls" hairdo). Randy and Tera do the usual U&C rap about how she got into porn and she admits she first had sex at 14. Randy then cops to not getting laid until he was 17 (trust me, dude, you have more than made up for lost time and then some--I would have to live to be 713 to make up for my lost time).

Randy gets the fun started on the couch with some toe licking, pussy fingering and nipple licking. Tera then gives a slow, sensual BJ and ball licking session, making wonderful moaning sounds throughout. You know that even the jaded Randy is wowed by this exotic beauty because he cums inside her within seconds of her climbing on top. Tera doesn't let up and Randy is drained inside her again in quick succession, his jizz squirting from her hole as she bounces. With Randy now dry as, well, a bone, he is free to get Tera in the doggy position and pound her like a jackhammer until she orgasms. A brief break in the action ensues (giving Randy a chance to take some vitamin E and recharge, no doubt) and Randy climbs on top again. Randy literally fucks her so hard that Tera repeatedly goes cross-eyed (no shit--Wow, if I could fuck a girl until she goes cross-eyed I could die a happy man). Watching Tera in action is a sheer delight. Her body is curvy yet very firm, she is clearly into her own pleasure, moaning with delight throughout and doesn't try to play to the camera at all (as other girls might do).

The camerawork during this segment is also well done (depending on your point of view, being Randy's videographer is either the best or the worst job in the world). The cameraman does not move about unnecessarily, lighting is acceptable, focus stays sharp and the action is generally shot in a medium frame allowing full view of Tera's amazing face and figure. Face it, we all know what penetration looks like. The fun here is seeing the whole image of this amazing beauty having sex (not just a dick plunging into some anonymous pussy) and the videographer should be commended for focusing in on Tera's face in her moments of intensity. Tera gives Randy some more BJ action, takes some more doggy-style pounding on the floor and finishes by taking another load from Randy in her lovely mouth. Outstanding. We get to spend even more time with Tera as she recovers on the couch and allows the cameraman (?) to jerk off onto her lovely feet (which she promptly licks--this segment is almost enough to turn any guy into a foot fetish freak). Congratulations, dude, you deserved it. It's Miller time!

The rest of U&C 73 is acceptable if routine fare. Randy and Chris Cannon take on Tavalia, a trim, brunette 25-year old from New Zealand with a great ass, nasty looking tattoo on her arm and a "butter face" (everything is good but her face). The guys give her a good licking and she takes turns blowing them and getting fouled in her ass and pussy. Tavalia takes an internal load from Chris and finishes Randy off in her mouth. The cameraman also gets to finish on her feet again (I really don't get the foot fetish thing but it is here if you like it).

Thereafter, it is off to Randy's bedroom for a 3-way with Taylor Moore and Tye, two decent enough looking curvy, blonde fuckdolls. Taylor, whom I always found to have a fun attitude but average looks, opts for a vile, cornrow-type hairstyle which is not real pleasing. (Actually, my favorite Taylor Moore video is U&C 42 (VHS) in which she looks much better and has a great lesbian scene with super-sexy, blonde Avalon before engaging in a 5-way with Randy and 2 of his buddies. Terrific stuff!). Luckily, Randy spends most of his time with the wonderfully vocal Tye, giving her a good humping in the doggy position. Taylor climbs on for a ride too before the ladies share an oral load of Randy's liquid manhood.

U&C 73 wraps up with a clip from REAL FEMALE MASTURBATIONS 4 wherein Randy films himself getting a great handjob from super-cute Vivian Lopez. (I have got to see more of this girl in action). Randy is enjoying himself so much that he has trouble maintaining focus and finishes up on the chest of this Hispanic beauty's wonderfully trim figure.

Like the rest of the U&C DVDs, the chapters are broken down internally so that forward skipping usually brings you to the next change in the action (rather than the very beginning of the next chapter--thereby eliminating a lot of fast-foward searching). This is a feature I generally appreciate and would like to see used more by other companies. Menu functions are easy and to the point and some previews of other films are included, as well. In short, fans of Tera Patrick (and anyone else who loves to watch a truly natural beautiful woman having sex) will absolutely want to get their hands on UP AND CUMMERS 73!