Blow Me Sandwich 5

Greg Alves' Blow Me Sandwich series should, without a doubt, be nominated for Best Blowjob Series. Volume 5 begins where the previous four volumes left off: more attractive honeys, great cum-swapping, and, most importantly, great dick and ball-sucking. POV angles, humorous interaction between the girls, and surprising behind-the-scenes extras make Volume 5 the best effort in this "ballsy" gonzo series.

All of the female performers were top-notch pieces of ass. The latin-looking Domino started things off by giving an A+ effort, with the assistance of Heather Hunt. Domino and Heather looked really good together but worked as a tandem even better. The vixens double-teamed an anonymous large cock with spit, saliva, and eager tongues, among other things. Domino showed what a dick lover she is when she demands of Heather, "share and share alike!" I feel sorry for any girl trying to hog the dick in a blowjob scene with Domino...she's just not having it.

Madison and Sammie have perhaps the best trade of jizz. After sucking it all up, we see the load go from one mouth to the other...and then they start kissing each other with their cum-stained lips. Swapping rituals were better in some scenes than others, though. Unfortunately, one or two scenes cut off a little too early for me, as we didn't get the full effect of the women sharing the milk-shakes. For the most part, he trajectory of the cum would go from the dick, to girl #1, then right over to lucky girl #2. Big-breasted Britney hit off fellow-blonde bombshell Sammie with a cumshot, reminiscent of a pass from Joe Montana to Jerry Rice in their hay-day for the 49ers. Another moment to be proud of is brought to us by Luissa and Torry. Not only does Tory have a fantastic set of tits (fake?..it's hard to tell), but she knows how take a super-soak cumshot. She gets squirted right across her face, up through her hair and loves every minute of it. It's this sort of inspired effort throughout the movie that makes you look forward to each scene with bated breath.

Common themes throughout include the girls fooling around with each other before they take on whichever dick is waiting for them. They're all dressed in tight-ass booty shorts with their finely sculpted asses just itching to be fucked. Unfortunately, this is a BJ film, so we don't get a chance to see that. No worries, though, as the starlets take matter into their own hands. Whether it was Selena and Kraven playing with their pussies or Sammie bobbing Britney's head to face fuck a dick, we get a good dose of non-cum-swapping action, too. Not a bad idea to utilize these girls to their maximum potential!

The POV angles were terrific and really allowed the viewer to feel like they were the ones being sucked off. How can you resist playing with yourself when a gorgeous brunette such as Jassie is giving head while looking straight at you with those sex-starved eyes. How about when Domino tit-fucks her personal piece of human sausage and giving head as though she's sucking a popsicle on a 90-degree day. Damn...break out the Astroglide right now!

The extras include a "cumshot loop", which is appropriate for a movie with this type of theme. Going from one facial straight to the next gives those mastubators an additional option as to how they get their rocks off. What really puts Blow Me Sandwich 5 over the top, though, is the behind-the-scenes feature, which shows a "best blowjob" contest being aired live on KSEX radio. This 20-minute or so segment, takes the viewer along as three women battle against each other to see who can make their guy explode first. You have got to see the action as it's a skit that's very-well produced. Not only that, but one of the participants is Filipino cutie Reina Leone, the former employee of the San Francisco sheriff's department, who was fired when they found out she had been in adult movies. This segment could have been produced into a movie within itself but we're lucky to get to see it on the house!

Zero Tolerance gets two nipples up (hard ones, at that) for a gonzo flick that rates much higher than many of its imitators. With hot-ass chicks who know exactly what to do to make dicks throw-up, great camera-angles and extras, and, finally, women who've received master degrees in cum swapping, Blow Me Sandwich 5 is a knock-it-out-of-the-ballpark hit. It would be a shame to let this one pass you by.

Though I've enjoyed almost every edition of this series since its debut (volume number one still remains my favorite), BMS 5 suffers from continuous and systematic editing "problems" at the end of every scene. To wit: the climaxes fade out to the next scene almost immediately after the cum-swapping begins. Instead of allowing the viewer to enjoy the wet, deep kissing, we fade to black right when things are getting good. Why, I have no idea. The girls seem good and ready to play keep up the cum-play, but we don't get to see most of it.

I have no idea why the editor chose to cut the endings so close, but I found it unnervingly annoying. It's still a good video, but someone over at Zero Tolerance needs to pay better attention to the money shots.