Trailer Trash Nurses

A hack job by Legend Video, TRAILER TRASH NURSES is an uninspired piece of "work" starring the stunning Jessica Drake, whose presence alone elevates this below average video to a barely acceptable viewing choice for the porn audience masses. Although a title such as this might suggest some irony or parody on the part of the videomakers, director Jerome Tanner fails to take the joke any further than its most obvious level, although I have to admit that actresses Lola, Bunny Luv and Dayton Rains play their parts almost too well. With only five measly scenes running at about ten minutes apiece, TTN falls short of the kind of content we have come to expect, especially in a medium like the Digital Video Disc. This is serviceable porn, but it is probably not a keeper.

After an introductory beginning, the video quickly focuses on the first mediocre sex scene, involving Dayton Rains in full nurse's uniform going down on patient Mark Davis. Blonde and blue-eyed, Dayton performs a blowjob like she were cleaning a bedpan, and goes through all the standard sex positions as if she were practicing CPR on a Resuscitation Annie mannequin. I don't mean to be overtly critical on any one performer, but I found their scene to be an auspicious start to a very lackluster blue movie. In fact, if it weren't for Jessica Drake's two straight scenes with Stone brothers (not really) Kyle and Evan, I might have written off this disc as a near total loss. Thankfully, Jessica looks like a living doll with her sexy body and flowing dirty blonde hair bouncing along in every action scene. When she engages in the art of fellatio, her skills are undeniable and make this video almost worth getting. Even though my preferences lean towards brunettes, Jessica definitely has a presence which could easily make her the next highly desirable Vivid Girl.

Fair skinned brunette Gwen Summers engages some interracial sex with Lexington Steele, which lacks any anal work, but excels in all sorts of varied sexual positions. Their scene occurs in a jail cell, and is a bit out of place in the context of the movie. The obligatory lesbian scene between Lola, Bunny and Dayton takes place just outside their place of residence, and involves almost every kind of dildo and strap-on imaginable. Lola in particular has become a new favorite of mine, who looks a little bit like Sandra Bernhard's younger and far more attractive sister, but probably does just as well in devouring the female form.

Extras on this Legend disc are very good as expected. Although Bunny Luv is mistakenly credited as Bunny Bleu in the "Bios" section, Legend has softened up on the written commentary sarcasm and insults that usually accompany pictures of their actresses on their other DVDs. A Behind the Scenes feature really doesn't go in-depth as to the making of this movie (indeed, what can be said about such a cheap and cheesy video shoot?), but it does show the actresses with their guards down as they pose for publicity stills. The picture quality is also up to Legend standards, and I could detect no overt defects in the sound.

TRAILER TRASH NURSES is recommended only for Jessica Drake fans. If you have a nurse's fetish, then look no further than NIGHT SHIFT NURSES from VCA, or the fantastic BUTT BANGED NAUGHTY NURSES from Anabolic. But if you just want trash, then this aptly titled disc if for you.

This Is A Classic,IMO!!One of the 1st Movies I'd owned back in the day!!Starts out with silly dialogue but who's here for that!!These girls play the part well if Not Too Well!!Starts with Blonde Bomb Bunny,Good scene,the BJ is prob the best part,Bunny's lips do it for me
Next is Ms.Drake,I mean that just says It ALL, She was Soo HOT,She gives that guy and epic bj followed by several positional acts!!Nothing to write home though
Next was Gwen!!And if Only got this scene I'd say worth IT!!Gwen became one of my top performers and this scene started it.Amazing watching this skinny sexy Lil thing wrangle Lex's muscle in her sweet spot!!She sounds like she's having trouble with his size,but she handles it like a Champ.Worth it for this Alone,I am a legman and Gwen's got a great pair!!If you Like Trashy Girls this lives up to it.