Hungry

There are features you love, features you hate. There are things everyone looks for in porn, what they like, etc. I like lesbians not using toys, ass licking, anal sex, facials, girl fighting and face sitting. Just my thing. Usually, with something as personal as porn, if you don't love something...if it doesn't turn you on...it annoys you. This is my quandry with Legend's release of Hungry. It did absolutely nothing for me, but it didn't much bother me either. It was vacuous porn, I suppose. Just some disc that happened, I saw, and completely didn't notice.

The first scene has a stacked brunette in the great outdoors, grainy and shadowy thanks to the choice of shooting location, riding some guy. Very hard to get a good grip on the action here, and the actual penetration was almost invisible thanks to lighting problems. There is an array of positions on display, with little worth watching, before the brunette gets a full load on her ample tits. Confusing and utterly unmemorable.

Then they try to have a plot.

First Miko Lee masturbates for a minute or two in an occupied car for no apparent reason. Then Dee gets an uninspired, if energetic, fuck from Herschel Savage in an RV. This film was very mobile and that may explain some of the nonsensical plot and action. Maybe they were on the run.

I should qualify my earlier statement on irritation, though. There's a hot redhead in the next scene in a very short plaid skirt and a very tight black top. It's too damn dark, though, and they have her strip out of the outfit right away. Not a good way to endear yourselves to the audience. Take a hot woman, dress her up sexy, then have her immediately discard the outfit in pitch black conditions. So I guess she sucked his cock for a bit, then he was getting her from behind. I'm not really sure. It was like watching an interaction in the parking lot at the grocery store at 2am.

Then the guy from the first scene gets some average looking blonde in what appears to be a cartoonish cemetary set. I'm really not sure. Here the lighting is far too high, thanks to the noon sun, and the grainy nature of the video shines through far too well. A far too predictable lick, suck, fuck sequence, this one only became watchable when they moved a bit into the shade. Only slightly watchable, too, though, as a quick cum spurt on her tits mercifully ended it.

Indoors to the interior room of the Great (Cardboard) Pyramid for another uninspired scene. One wonders if the set designer directed as well, as the camera, sound, and wardrobe people surely must have been pissed. It's over rather quickly, and we move onto what appears to be a murder set. Then one woman gets in a car and leaves and the credits roll. I think I need a Motrin.

I have no idea what happened here. I'm not even interested in finding out. The folks at Legend made such a mess of this feature that one wonders if they even care anymore. Porn is generally purchased on the quality and display of the ladies on offer. Perhaps a bit of a gender inequity, but most porn buyers of serious hardcore are men. You should probably do a bit more to showcase your ladies than this to get some business. Better cameras would have been nice, as would some location selection, with lighting being the first thing to come to mind. Legend has made many features over the years that I've enjoyed, but this has me thinking much less of them. Knocking out the insulting quotes in the bios would be good as well, though the bios didn't work very well to begin with (by the fourth one the disc just jumps back to the main menu). Maybe it'll grab someone's attention, but it didn't get mine.