Seven Deadly Sins

Much like the movie, Seven with Brad Pitt (pansy), the Seven Deadly Sins examines the dark side of the human spirit through a series of vignettes- and of course, every sin involves sex.

We begin by seeing the electronics expo in Los Angeles, where the XXX Erotica booth attracts the biggest crowds. Who couldn't see that one coming? I mean, would you rather look at a hard drive or ogle a bunch of hot women? Anyway, the Envy portion begins with a homely looking Julia Anne comes to the show to meet Janine, who is her idol. After Janine is mean to her she goes home and sits in her upstairs shrine to Janine. Then magically Julia is transported to a room with Janine in it. She calls a Janine a bitch and they fight, but then they decide to lick and make up. After a bit of box-munching, Janine straps on a dildo and rams Julia over a chair before she brings out a little pink vibrator and brings her to climax.

The next scene features (Lust) starts with Candy Hill walking around through her daily routine, seeing all kinds of people and fantasizing about having sex with them. I know as I walk through my day, I fantasize about having sex with girls that I meet to- but then again I don't go into a dream world and wake up outside of a grocery store with a cucumber in my ass like she does. Candy's dream plays out like this: she is laying spread on a table being poked, prodded, and licked by five guys. Then two leave so that the three left can get into every orifice- three holes, no waiting. While one guy slams her, she sucks another, and jerks off yet another- I bet she can walk AND chew gum at the same time. They then opt for the double penetration while she sucks off the third. And just as all three cum on her, she wakes up in said parking lot.

Anger comes next. Azlea is in bed with some guy, riding him into the ground when her husband walks in and catches her. Needless to say, she wins the argument and he storms out, only to find himself in a strange red room with Azlea, but he is of course much more aggressive in bed then before- just the way she wants him to be. They talk mad shit to each other as they both masturbate, then continue to talk shit as they go down on each other. The argument continues as he hits her missionary style, and then up on all fours like the bitch in heat that she is. After completion, he looks around the room and sees all of the guys that she's cheated on him with.

Gluttony is on tap next, but unlike the movie Seven, this sin doesn't involve a ridiculously fat man. Alexandra Silk and her husband are bored with their sex life, so they get Shelbee Myne, Heaven Leigh, and Sharon Kane to get it on in their living room. They start off simply enough by licking a little snatch, and then out comes the food. They smear it everywhere and then lick it off each other. Meanwhile, Alexandra and her husband are playing with each other in the background as a weird domination flick with Janine runs in the background. After the girls have satisfactorily orally copulated each other they get up to leave and find Alexandra and the guy under a blanket twitching- I still don't get that part of the movie.

It appears that Veronica's sin is that of pride. Some guys come up to her during a photo shoot, but she is too good to talk to them because she is a "Vivid girl." She then finds herself in a mirrored room on a rotating bed, surrounded by people watching her play with herself. A guy then joins in and takes care of that itch for her. Enter Jewell Valmont stage left, who jumps into the action. Veronica sucks him, whilst he goes down on Jewell, then the two girls go at it as he continues to lick Jewell. Sick of foreplay, Veronica climbs on top before he flips her over for some action from behind. Finally, he abandons Veronica in favor of Jewell- Veronica still gets to watch and masturbate, which is the way she wakes up at the photo shoot, with all the guys watching, of course.

Reagan Starr is sitting on the couch trying to get a chip off the table with her tongue in the gluttony section of the film. We cut to the interior of her body where a naked Reagan is screaming because she wants to get laid and the outer Reagan is too fucking lazy to take care of business. So to avoid gas pains, the outer Reagan calls an escort who comes over and pulls down her sweats to lick her snatch. Meanwhile, on the inside, interior Reagan is in a strong 69 before he spreads her legs and throws it in. He then rolls her over and hits it from behind while standing on the couch. On the outside, the guy has to lift Reagan up to get her on his cock because she is eating and doesn't want to move. He then lays her down and gives her her money back because "fucking stiffs" wasn't in his contract. Quite annoyed, the interior Reagan decides to emerge through the real Reagan's cunt. Pretty freaky.

The final sin, greed, has three ministers talking and one bragging about he can have any chick. To prove it, he goes over to Veronica, Lola, and Dee who are sitting at a nearby picnic table. They take him into the women's bathroom, which was remarkably nicer than any I've seen at parks. Anyway, they strip him down and Veronica goes down on him as Lola and Dee play with each other. Veronica then climbs on top to do the pole dance, as the other two eat each other out. Veronica then gets off and gives Lola a chance, as she plays with Dee. Meanwhile, other girls are starting to crawl in from all sides. Finally, Lola, Dee, and Veronica all start to take turns bobbing on his cock. Then all the girls that have been creeping in jump on him and he desperately tries to get away, but they drag him back to the table and start fighting over him.

Overall, this movie was quality- nothing less than what I have come to expect from Vivid. It was a bit preachy about the evil in people and that we are all going to burn, but the sex was good enough to overlook that. In terms of features, as always, Vivid has the Interactive Studio with previews and picture galleries, along with clips from the AVN awards and bios of all the girls. Top shelf features.

With all the hype, I thought that I'd buy this title. Well, what can I say...the sex scenes resembled viewing the "Ashes to Ashes" video by David Bowie, as most of the secens were filmed in front of a "blue screen", with effects then superimposed and colors added afterwards.

These special effects distracted from the quality of the film. The concept of the seven sins being played out with various sex scenes is quite good, however, it is a shame that this film did not take full potential of this idea. The acting in the non-sex scenes is very good and the best scenes were envy and pride, (Janine and Verionca, respectively). The additional features within this disc are good, and I thought that the previews and interactive games were more exciting than the movie!

This is the greatest porn that I have ever seen!!! I frist saw it in a hotel room in Canada with my husband, and when we got back we had to buy it! I just loved Janine in it...and Azlea as the man-bitch. There was the perfect amount of sex in it...I thought this was perfection!

This movie won tons of AVN awards so I decided to finally check this movie out. When I watched it, it bored me to death the only scene that was enjoyable was the lesbian scene with Janine. That was about it every other scene was terrible. There were cumshots that were dribbles and the sex was lame.

There's nothing going on in this movie that you haven't see before. The sex is boring, the girls are mediocre, and all the guys are wearing condoms. Even the extras aren't all that great.

A highly acclaimed film and rightly too. It's hard to pick a favorite but I especially liked Azlia Antistia's bitch wife in the Anger sequence. She would drive any husband nuts real quick, but what a number she is.

There has been much fan fair about Seven Deadly Sins before its release, so I was very skeptical. So many times there is so much hype and in the end it does not seem to live up to all the talk. Seven Deadly Sins not only lives up to the hype, but is even better. Not only do you get some great fuck scenes, but you also get a story that does not get in the way of the action. The pace of the film is excellent and the story helps move the film along.

Each deadly sin is in itself its own story, with new characters in each story. All of the action in the stories where sold, with great energy. The film starts off with Lust where we find a women who is infatuated with a porn star, but when she finally meets her idol she finds the porn star is nothing more than a raving bitch. So when the poor frumpy girl returns home we discover just how obsessed this girl really is and then things start to really heat up.

Another of my favorite sins was Lust. Candy Hill plays a women who is just plain horny all the time and no matter where she is she can't but fantasizing about fucking. Let's just say things get a little out of hand and before you know it she is getting it from Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, and Steve Taylor. We even get a little surprise at the end.

For me Anger is the sin that got me off the most. James Bonn comes home only to find his slutty wife, played by the very fuckable Azlea, getting the shit fucked out of her by fat dick Frank Towers. We soon find out that James is a real wimp who can't even tell his bitchy cheating wife off. So what does he do? He runs away and stumbles on a door that leads him to all his rage and there his wife is waiting on a bed for him. What happens next is a lot of dirty talk and angry sex thats just hot. The chemisty between the two of them is just amazing.

All of the sins have great heat and energy and each offers something different and unique. This is one DVD you will want to have.

Video
The picture quality is great and I saw no artifacts.
Audio
The sound is good, but there where moments when the sound seems to drop off.
Supplements
The supplements are good, with updated features and new footage.
Conclusion
This is definitely the DVD of the year. The action is hot and the story is original. Also this is one both men and women will enjoy. This will over time become a classic that every collector will need to have for their collection.

The seven deadly sins never looked so erotic as Robyn Dyer (Ren Savant) makes them appear in his magnum opus for Vivid. The hottest scene in the film is no doubt "Envy" with Janine and Julia Ann.

Occasional pixelation problems arise, as well as infrequent shortcomings in sound, some of which could have been intentionally added in post production for creative purposes.

Multiple angle feature was unavailable for most of the scenes; but this problem could be limited to specific DVD players.

A ton of extras, including an interactive segment with some of the Vivid girls, cap off a fine disc. Pre-nom for Best DVD.

Special appeal to couples.

Seven Deadly Sins really is made for DVD. It is cut into seven loosely associated sex scenes - perfect for the easy access of a chapter menu. Viewing sequentially is totally unnecessary - it's more of an erotic anthology than a film with a story line. The concepts behind each scene/sin are expressed through unique sexual depictions. The sex is definitely not your ordinary porno sex. One scene is a wild food orgy, another a gorgeous threesome in a house of mirrors (talk about multiple angles.) I can't say that I loved every scene, but you get four hours of Vivid girls: seven sex scenes in the feature and a ton of extras. To top it off Vivid put it all on one side of a disc.

Seven Deadly Sins will peak your interest and a lot more. The performers, male and female, are very attractive (thank you Vivid for casting James Bonn.) The execution is not perfect, but will exceed your porn expectations. Seven Deadly Sins can cross that line into mainstream because it took porn and made it erotic. Sex alone is not enough for true eroticism - and Vivid found a path other than plot to enhance the erotic sensibilities of porn.

Steph
Adult DVD Talk

I found myself board with the story line and frustratd
by the time a sex scene finally came up. Thumbs down
If you need a copy I will sell you mine.