Where The Boys Aren't #7

Vivid has definitely hit my (g-)spot with this new WTBA release. Featuring the best of the best- Asia Carrera, Janine, Dyanna Lauren, Jenna Jameson, Christy Canyon and Julia Ann- the seventh of the series offers us a lot more than previous WTBA releases. They added a behind-the-scenes-sneak-peek to the usual of the Vivid features, but also added some extras- including previews, outtakes and bloopers on the opposite side. The best part of this particular DVD is, without a doubt, the sex. With an all star cast like this, you know you can not go wrong. Besides.... Everybody loves lesbians!

To open, Dyanna Lauren is "working the room" in a crowded bar, belting out a soulful melody as Asia Carrera accompanies her on piano. In the background, a female couple sways on the dance floor while the lovely Janine is bartending, enjoying the show as she handles her customers. Jenna is seated at the bar, dressed in a scanty little black dress that really emphasizes her sensual curves. Seated in the audience are Christy Canyon and Julia Ann, who work for a record label. After Dyanna finishes her song, they strut over to Asia to give her a business card. Asia, excited about the possibilities, confesses to Janine what occurred. When Janine asks her if she is going to tell Dyanna about it, Asia tells her that she will talk to Dyanna after she investigates further.

Backstage, Dyanna and Asia are chatting about their performance that evening. Dyanna is concerned that she could have done better, but Asia assures her that she had the crowd eating out of her hand. As Dyanna begins undressing, she asks Asia to help her. Asia is very happy to help her out of her dress with a few bonuses! Soon, Dyanna is on her back and Asia has two handfuls of those mammoth globes. The girls take turns teasing each other's nipples. Asia lowers to suck on Dyanna's pussy just as the multi angles kick in. She really knows how to make Dyanna squirm! With two talented tongues like this, you know "it's all good!" Dyanna lies back on the sofa as Asia straddles her face. Dyanna rubs her clit as she tongue fucks her. Soon, Dyanna is straddling Asia's face as she frantically rubs her pussy. The multi angles go on through it all. Next the girls scoot down to rub against each other. They take turns teasing their clit with a pocket vibrator, and finger fucking themselves. They kiss passionately, and that was enough to really get me going! Dyanna bends over, with her face on the sofa and her ass high in the air. Asia lubes up a black dildo and slides it in her ass. Dyanna reaches back to stroke her pussy as Asia fucks her ass. Asia caresses her body, rubbing her hands down her back, across her ass and down her thighs while Dyanna grinds against the toy. Asia playfully slaps her ass a few times as Dyanna begins to really whimper and moan. These girls are fantastic!

Jenna and Janine give us a scorching performance, taking place in the bar's bathroom, in our next scene. Janine drops to her knees and peels Jenna's panties off her, lowering them for her to step out of. Jenna holds her tiny skirt up as Janine's tongue begins probing her soft flesh. Janine rises to kiss Jenna, their tongues visible only for a second before disappearing again. Jenna helps Janine slip out of her clothes, licking her way down Janine. Jenna lies back on the couch as Janine straddles her for a moment then turns around, lowering her pussy to Jenna's waiting lips. Janine leans forward to rub Jenna's pussy, causing her to cry out. They move to the floor where Janine slides a finger in Jenna. Jenna bucks against her; moaning and crying out as Janine sensually drives her insane. Jenna encourages her with every whimper, every sigh, and every thrust of her hips. When she finally gets to suck on Janine, she makes sure she does an excellent job. She fingers her, teasing her slit with her tongue, kissing her thigh as she works over her body. When they are finished, Jenna laughs as she admits how much fun she had. The two talk for a minute, then decide to head out to the bar again. Janine slyly tells Jenna that the drinks are on the house.

We now turn to Julia Ann and Christy Canyon, who are discussing some work. Dyanna, who greets them very coolly, interrupts them. She tells them that she knows they gave their card to Asia in an attempt to lure her in to see them. Christy admits that her Studio could hire any piano player, much cheaper, than hiring Asia. What they really want is Dyanna- solo. Dyanna gets up to leave, refusing to sign a solo contract- eliminating her friend. Christy is quick to stop her, stating that she was willing to bet that Dyanna would do anything, anything at all, to keep Asia in the deal. Dyanna responds by slipping her coat off, picking up a pair of scissors and cutting her dress all the way down the front. She stands there, exposed, as Julia and Christy stare at her, speechless. Stuttering, Christy pushes Julia to the phone, telling her to cancel every appointment she has that morning. Soon, the desk is bare and the girls are piled on it. Dyanna is laying on her back, with Julia lying on top of her as Christy licks Julia from behind. What a beautiful position!! Dyanna licks and sucks Julia's nipples as Christy continues to please Julia with her tongue. Julia takes one of Dyanna's nipples between her teeth and tugs on it, grinding her hips as Christy fiercely strokes her clit. Christy spreads Julia open with her fingers, slipping her tongue deep inside her. She grunts, bouncing against her lips. What could make this even better? MULTI ANGLES! Stop and watch all of them before continuing there is so much to see! The view of Dyanna licking away at Julia's wet snatch is stimulating. Watching Christy sucking on Dyanna's slick lips, then her tongue inside is enough to make me wet. But when Julia gets between Christy's thighs- that is what sent me over the edge. Dyanna licks her nipples as Julia tongue fucks her pussy. She then teases her clit with quick, feather light flicks of her delectable tongue. Dyanna and Christy lock in a sensual 69 with Julia tonguing Dyanna's ass. These girls squirm and grunt as they all do their best to satisfy. Christy pulls out a strap-on and Julia is the recipient of a few slow and deep stabs. Soon, Christy slides it all in and begins fucking her like a pro. Dyanna is straddling Julia's face, watching the dildo slide in and out of Julia's dripping pussy. Julia grabs Dyanna's ass with her hands, holding her pussy tight against her lips. This is girl/girl/girl action at its best! I loved the two prior scenes, but this proves the old saying is very true- "The more the merrier!"

While Dyanna is licking and sucking her way to a contract for her and Asia, things back at the bar are looking gloomy. Asia confesses to Janine and Jenna that she thinks that Dyanna is out signing a solo contract behind her back. She noticed that the business card was in her wallet upside down. Jenna says that she agrees that Asia should be worried, and that she should have told Dyanna about it to begin with. Asia protests, telling them both that she was only protecting her. She goes on to say that people like Dyanna are shark bait for people like them, and she was only trying to look out for her best interest. Janine asks Jenna to give her and Asia a moment alone. She tells Asia that she should trust Dyanna and give her a little more credit. She points out that Asia has no real proof, and this could all be a misunderstanding. Janine tells Asia that though she may not remember what it was like at the club before Dyanna arrives, she does. Asia leans over the bar and gently kisses her. Finally, the scene I have been waiting for!! Asia and Janine together in ecstasy!

There is a round bed, covered with a leopard print. It has matching pillows, and a matching rug. Asia is on her knees, at the foot of the bed, facing us. Her arms are behind her back; she is wearing a collar that Janine has attached a leash to. Janine sits on the end of the bed, leaning over to kiss her. Janine reaches down to grab Asia, pulling her up onto the bed. With Asia Bending over with her face on a pillow, Janine takes a crop and lightly slaps her ass with it a few times. She then reaches down to pull Asia to her knees by her hair, kissing her neck and shoulder before throwing her roughly back down. She continues to spank her ass lightly, bending to nip her ass cheek or lick her thigh. Janine rolls Asia to her back, grabs her by her collar, roughly pulling her up to passionately kiss her. She then tosses her back down again. Janine works her body over Asia, pausing to tease her nipples and to smash their breasts together, kissing and licking each other. Janine peels Asia's bra off then pushes her back again, pulling her legs up to her chest. She smiles as she reaches down to slap the inside of Asia's thigh, as she licks through her panties. I was just about to explode when the multi angles popped up. WOW! Janine is behind Asia, licking her pussy like there is no stopping her. She turns and twists her head, Asia down deeper into the bed. Asia whimpers as Janine licks, then fingers her pussy. She bucks against her fingers as she thrusts them. Janine then crawls up to sit ion her face. Asia tongue fucks Janine like I have never even seen before. Janine's fingers fly over her clit as Asia works her pussy the best she can. Janine assumes the position Asia was in, and Asia gives her the same treatment, fingering her and licking her. Janine decides to take it to the floor for some more fun. She pulls out this incredible vibrating toy- and I immediately announced I needed to own. I called EVERYONE into my office to point it out. This toy would be EXTREMELY helpful when writing reviews! Sorry I can't say anything more- you'll have to watch to see! Asia leaps from the floor to jump on top of Janine. The two roll around playing until Asia begins begging for Janine to make her come. Janine is happy to comply. When Asia finally gets her wish, she cries out "Thank you, Mistress! Oh thank you!" (I want to them, too. I got off three times with that one scene.) To bad Dyanna walks in and interrupts the afterglow. She tosses the recording contract she had just fucked Julia and Christy to get for her and leaves.

With no one else to talk to, she turns to Jenna to talk to. She rants and raves about what has happened, complaining about Janine and Dyanna. Jenna quietly points out how close they all are, like a family. She tells Dyanna that you should always have more patience with your family. She also tells her that she has the power to change the ending. All she needs is a little creativity.

Creativity is right, baby! Try a incredible, nut-blowing, sensual, playful, free for all orgy including licking, rubbing, sucking, teasing, finger fucking, grunting, growling, moaning and cooing. With the entire cast- Asia, Janine, Dyanna, Jenna, Julia and Christy- piling onto a table for some of the BEST girl/girl sex I have ever seen. Things start out with Jenna laying on the piano with Christy and Asia sucking her nipples. Janine, Julia and Dyanna walk in, and quickly join in. Christy gets between Jenna's thighs as she plays with her tits. Janine leans in to kiss her, as Julia crawls on the piano to assist Christy with licking her pussy. In the background, Dyanna and Asia rub against each other erotically. Christy soon slides a finger in Jenna and things start to get really crazy. Asia is licking Julia as she leans over Jenna who is kissing Janine. Confused? It gets better! Julia takes over licking Jenna's pussy as Janine comes down to help. Christy is getting her nipples sucked and nibbled on by Asia. Dyanna starts licking Julia from behind, even slapping her ass a bit as she works. Christy turns her attention to Asia's pussy, as Janine gets licked by Jenna. It is hard to keep track of whose tongue and fingers are doing what and who, but it is hella fun trying to. Janine licks Jenna's ass while Dyanna sucks her pussy. The multi angles pop up and I am in heaven! Pan back and watch it all in one big picture or choose another angle to suit your needs. Janine lies back for a lot of attention from Christy and Julia. Asia is sending shock waves through Jenna's body as she sucks and rubs Julia. The girls form a chain, with Janine licking Jenna who is licking Christy who is licking Julia who is licking Dyanna who is licking Asia who is licking Janine. (Isn't that thought enough to make you cream right now?) This is incredibly erotic & absolutely delicious! If this wasn't enough for you- Julia gets up and brings back a box. Inside the heart shaped box the girls finds all kinds of toys in all shapes and sizes. Christy sucks a fat dildo, as Julia helps. Janine smiles as she bends over for Jenna to slide a black dildo in her pussy. Jenna licks and teases her asshole as she works it in and out. Christy fucks Dyanna's face with a pink cock. Julia bends over with hopes of having Christy spank her pussy with her toy cock. Janine spreads her ass cheeks so they can slip a dildo in her tight ass. They manage to get it in and begin playing with it, shaking it and working it deeper. Asia bends to tease her ass cheeks with her tongue as Dyanna rubs her back. If you want to see an awesome all girl orgy, DO NOT MISS THIS TITLE!

One of my favorite parts of this movie is the behind the scenes look, featured at the end of the movie, instead of as an added feature. It opens with Asia going to town on the piano. She is SO very talented. She is amazing as she sweeps along the keys, never missing a note. Janine tells us that she likes the cast, and that the sparks of passion were definitely present. She tells us about the earth-shattering orgasm that Christy gave her. Everyone gets to tell us a little something about themselves or the movie. An interesting FYI piece, showing you a little bit of what things are "really" like on the sets. If you love lesbians, and I know you do , you will gets many hours of pleasure from WTBA #7.

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Comments:

"Where the Boy's Aren't" has been dubbed the most successful all-girl adult series. I would have to agree 100% with this statement. No other series has been able to consistently put together such an all-star cast of girls. I would have to say WTBA 7 has the best line up of the entire series consisting of the two hottest girls ever to grace porn Jenna Jameson and Janine. It also stars Dyanna Lauren, Asia Carrera, Julia Ann and the classic Christy Canyon.

Story:

The story in this film is very weak. Dyanna and Asia are a singing and piano duet in a lesbian bar. They are approached by two record execs that are interested in signing just Dyanna Lauren. There is turmoil between Asia and Dyanna but everything is solved by some hot lesbian action.

Commentary:
This DVD consisted of one hot ass sex scene after another. Every girl in this video is beautiful and it was a pleasure watching all of them go at it. The highlight of this video was when my two favorite pornstars of all time, Jenna and Janine, decide to have sex. In this scene the veteran lesbian Janine seduces a relative newcomer (at the time of production) Jenna. It is like the pro showing the beginner how to lick pussy. These two just moaned and licked the entire time. The close-ups and multi-angles complimented an already perfect scene.

Other notable scenes were Dyanna and Asia, where they utilize a vibrator. Asia then stuffs a dildo up Dyanna ass accompanied by loud moans. Julia Ann and Christy Canyon devour Dyanna on a desk. Half way through the scene Julia Ann puts on a strap on and goes to town.

We are then privy to a light bondage or S&M scene. We all know Vivid never does bondage hardcore. Janine whips and spanks Asia's ass then throws her around the bed. They both show intense interest in each other throughout this bitch ass, hard-pounded lesbo scene.

Then we are presented with the grand finale of lesbian sex scenes. A crazy, erotic, intense, hard driving, beautiful, should watch one of these every day.... 6 girl orgy scene consisting of some of the all-time hottest chicks in porn. This scene is awesome...shit. They start it off on a piano...munch..munch...all day long. There are tits, pussies, skin and lesbians everywhere. Every girl is into the festivities. Next they all move to the floor for a lesbian, pussy munching circle. It is basically a never-ending circle of pussy eating. If that's not enough to you off, they finish the scene by pulling out their toys.

Right after the film ends there is a 10-minute behind the scene documentary. We get to see interviews with all the stars and director. We also see behind the productions of every scene.

The Disc

The video quality of this disc is exceptional, considering the master is four years old. There are 3 multi-angles during the sex scenes. The added features consisted of the Vivid regular: bios, award winning sex scenes, Virtual World, previews and moving scene access. Vivid also has utilized side B of this disc including 2 hours of previews, bloopers, Kobe Tie's Virtual World and more bios. You definitely get more than just a movie with Vivid DVDs. The extra footage gives you additional hours of enjoyment

In the WTBA series, this didn't completely wow me like #8 and #11 did, but it had some individual sex scenes that were every bit as good as the scenes in those videos.

The first two scenes were the best, especially Dyanna and Asia. The third was a three-way, and was as bad as anything in WTBA #6, and for the same reasons. But then there was a really good scene between Janine and Asia, an finally a decent, but not great, orgy at the end.

Who pays much attention to the background music in porno films? Some of us do and there are films which have very high quality sound tracks (Micahel Ninn's for one). Unfortunately this one, with all of its great sex action, is not one of them. The background music consists of a chatter-like drum and a guitar twanging out key chords which lend a kind of depressing tone to the scenes since music can engender emotions. One would think the producer or director would spot this cheesy "music" with it's dirge like quality at some point and remedy it.

After viewing "Where The Boys Aren't 6", this was a let down. Jenna Jameson's scenes were too tame and didn't live up to her reputation. Even with Janine, D. Lauren, and Jenna the movie was just average.

This is a great movie, just the Jenna and Janine scene alone makes it worth buying. Although, the scene is a little timid. In comparison the scene with Asia and Janine is fantastic, they both look like they are horny as hell. Where as Janine when with Jenna looks a little inhibited almost. But the movie is great, good sound and video. The features are decent. The last scene orgy is great too. The multiple angle is pretty good, but kind of useless. Otherwise a great "early" look at Jenna.

Janine does Jenna. Jenna does Janine. Does anything else really matter? Okay, so it might have been nice if the alternate angles had amounted to more than just a lot of softcore footage from the cable version, but what can you expect from a video that was shot when DVD was just a rumor? Actually, for my money the best sexual performer in "WTBA7" is Julia Ann, who must've taken her pussy-eating fuck-demoness pills before the shoot.

In general, the quality of the disc is equal to its content, with an acceptable bit-rate, and very little of the contrast pixelation we've sadly come to expect from a number of Vivid's DVDs. This is due in no small part to Vivid's banishment of their usual state of fluff extras (the still gallery, the "Virtual Environment," etc.) to the B-side of the disc, reserving the A-side for the feature. This is one for the collection.