Buttwoman vs. Buttwoman

Elegant Angel's "Buttwoman vs. Buttwoman" addresses the question that we've all been asking: Does Charlene Aspen truly have what it takes to hold the title? Rather than have a newcomer take on the champ, Patrick Collins brings back former title-holder Tiffany Minx to try and outdo Aspen in this feature jam-packed with the kind of sloppy, hardcore action Elegant Angel does best, although it is a little light on the ass-action in some scenes. The premise is simple: Charlene (Buttwoman 2000) and Tiffany (Buttwoman 1997), video cameras in hand, set out to see who can capture the nastiest, wildest encounters, thereby proving their fitness to reign as Buttwoman. The action is varied and of the slurpy, messy variety. It has been said that Buttwoman is not necessarily about anal sex, but still, I feel that there could have been more ass-oriented action.

Some scenes, like Tiffany Minx's first scene with Chloe and Mark Davis, are all about the butt. Everyone's ass is thoroughly licked and fingered, and they all dive right into the furiously paced action. Chloe in particular is a freak, wildly spasming as Mark rams her pussy with the better part of his hand and licking his bald head. She also gets a little rough with Tiff, her head down over Mark's hard, slick cock. Beware: the cock is slick because they spit all over it. Assholes get big wads spit on them, too. There is a lot of spitting in most of the scenes, so if that's not your thing, watch out. If you do like the sloppy, saliva stuff, you are in for a treat, as the cock sucking and ass-play are highly enthusiastic. This scene pretty much convinced me single-handedly that Tiffany is more deserving of the coveted title.

Other scenes with Tiffany have surprisingly little ass-related action, but still pack a punch. Tiff's scene with Eric Everhard comes to mind. We start out with a rather extensive sequence where she catches Eric putting on make-up and barrettes then steps in to give him a hand, imploring him to "act like a girl for the camera." I'd imagine this make-up thing might be a turn off, but I rather enjoyed it and think it added an interesting touch to the slight Dom/sub tinge at the beginning of the scene. Despite there not being as much ass action, you get one of the more memorable views of Tiffany's generous butt as she straddles Eric's cock and rides him. Very energetic scene with a lot of verbal interaction. Tiffany never stops growling and whining for cock, and she seems to be too breathless to give her the kind of verbal abuse she wants: she keeps begging for him to call her a slut, but he barely manages to comply through his huffing and puffing. Tiffany's last scene with two guys is similarly loud, rough, hot and sweaty and very satisfying, and at the end we get to see her blow us some cum-bubbles. Charlene Aspen is, admittedly, not one of my favorites. I can't get over the huge gap in her teeth and her acting that is sub-sub-par at times, even for porn. her personality often seems abrasive where Tiffany manages to appear campy. However, I can see where her fan base comes from, as she's consistently sucking cock like a champ and can eat pussy (as well as ass) with the best of 'em. If you like group scenes Charlene's final scene with Domenika and Mariessa should do you up right. They take on two guys, fucking and sucking in every combination, indoors and outdoors. Domenika gets my pick for cutest girl in this flick. She's pretty and young but trashy looking in heavy eye makeup and tattoos, her cross-shaped pubic patch adds a nice personal touch. Mariessa is almost just an accessory in this scene, heavily tattooed and average looking, but overall the orgy is decent enough. Charlene has another m/f group scene earlier in the disc with busty blonde Tina Cheri, her husband, and another guy, which is a bit more hot and sweaty looking, and also very slurpy and loud. Lots of spitting here again, and we get to see the come ooze out from between that gap in her teeth at the end. Another odd thing: leading into this scene, Charlene launches into an odd monologue about how much she loves cock. Shouldn't she be trying to convince us how much she loves ass?

The all-girl scene at the beginning of the disc wasn't my cup of tea. Daisy Chain (who is pretty hot) accosts Violet Love (who has something wrong with her implants) in an alley in some plot development that I'm not even going to try to make sense of. It started out promising to me, with some brief -play and mild D/s, but once Aspen arrives on the scene I've already lost interest. If you are into these actresses there is some interesting action, including ass eating and shoe licking, but the choreography is weird: Love seems to be looking for something to do at several points. There is lot of aggression that came across as posturing; a lot of very loud, pained, exaggerated moaning and groaning that didn't quite have me convinced (this disc is full of that kind of loud stuff, so if you like that...) So, who do I think should be Buttwoman? Tiffany Minx, of course. She simply appears to be more excited about ass.

Overall, this disc is good, but it could be better. The features useless as usual: just the usual stills from the movie and some trailers. There were some mild pixelation problems with one of the scenes, but the picture was otherwise OK. The sound was a bit too soft in some parts, a bit too loud in others, but it was nothing that would really interfere with the real reason for investing in this DVD: to enjoy almost 2 hours of hardcore action featuring proven stars.

If you love lesbian scenes, you'll love watching Charlene Aspen sucking on Daisy Chain's neck as if she were a starved vampire. I love women such as Aspen and Daisy who both go the extra mile in lesbian scenes.

Read the DVD Empire Review...2.75 is correct. Tiffany Mynx's scenes are great, but the Charlene Aspen scenes aren't. Unfortunately, half the movie isn't that good. There is very little anal. With a title like "Buttwoman", I expected more. Besides Mynx, there's very little about "butt" in this movie. When Aspen is on-screen, it's mostly about spitting and oral and her scenes weren't very well shot either. It was definately boring when she was on-screen. In fact, in some of her scenes, the other female stars do much better. The scenes with Tiffany Mynx are good, but I'm sure there are better movies out there with Tiffany in them.