Becoming Wet

Jonathan Morgan plays a nerdy writer of Jennifer Wet books named Gilbert Pitts who hallucinates about people having sex. After completing a novel called Hotel Erotica, he has some champagne and calls Excellent Escorts and orders a blonde escort with shaved pussy who is very nasty and slutty, his usual ritual. A convention is in town, so the Madam, Helga, can't fill his order exactly and sends over Ireland (a redhead), as Hannah O'Reardon. She lets herself in, and is very cheap, freaking him out. Ireland has a great outfit on (a see-through black fishnet top and mini skirt, fishnets, and boots, and her tits look great. She figures out that he is into verbal abuse, and they fuck. She continues talking to him during the sex, and does a pretty good job of generating some heat.

The next scene takes place at Kyle Stone's home two weeks later, with Ireland teaching T.J. Hart how to dominate him. She is a slow learner, though her leather strap outfit with boots looks great. Ireland has to take a call on her cell phone, so Morgan and Hart go at it. Like Ireland in the previous scene, Hart takes it up her ass. Not a bad scene. Afterwards, Gilbert meets for lunch with his agent to discuss how to market his latest novel, and he starts hallucinating (His agent calls him an X-rated Walter Mitty) about a couple having sex in a restaurant. The agent has hired a woman to play Jennifer Wet, while Gilbert plays the role of her manager. Surprise! The woman turns out to be Hannah O'Reardon. Gilbert freaks out and goes to the bathroom where he sees the couple having sex.

This is our third sex scene, with Chenin Blanc and Kyle Collins. Pretty much like the other scenes, oral sex, intercourse, followed by anal intercourse. Pretty lackluster. Then O'Readon and Gilbert hit the road. A new plot development begins as we meet Rene LaRue and her boyfriend, Bob, who is married and promising her he'll divorce his wife. LaRue is cute, and has nice big boobs, and the scene is pretty good, though it has no anal.

Afterwards, LaRue and boyfriend interview O'Reardon on the radio as Jennifer West. Her account of herself as a hooker totally upsets Gilbert. But O'Reardon is a hit and sales are brisk. They are then booked for the Doctor Renee Show, but O'Reardon has picked up two guys and wants to fuck them rather than pretend to be Jennifer Wet. But she shows up at the show anyway, and Dr. Renee (Keri Windsor) and O'Reardon start having sex in Gilbert's mind. This is a much hotter scene. Windsor has a great white bra, garters, and stockings on, and the two women really seem into it, with Ireland getting some anal reaming. Dildo action and foot sucking follow to top it off. They return to the hotel where O'Reardon goes off to fuck the guys she had picked up. But first, Gilbert picks up a prostitute (Olivia) at the bar, and they go to his room to fuck. This is the stand out scene of the film. Olivia wears black leather pants and a see through tight white top that showcases her large rack. If you like big fake tits, hers are great. When they fuck, she wears a black thong. Her piercings and her arm tattoo also work to great effect. Their sex is intercut with O'Reardon having sex with the guys (Ian Daniels and Michael J. Cox). Ireland's outfit here is a vintage light blue vinyl mini-skirt and top and pink boots. This is also her best performance of the film. Both girls do anal in this scene.

Afterwards, O'Reardon leaves Gilbert, and the epilogue takes place a year later, with Gilbert finishing another novel. He goes out the champagne and calls the madam, Helga, and asks for the usual escort.

The script has what usually passes for wit in porn features, and Jonathan Morgan does do a great job as nerd. Except for the last scene, however, nothing in the film is really a stand out. Ireland fans may like it, and she does a very good job playing a trash-talking whore. As for myself, I look forward to seeing more of Olivia. Like Gilbert, I prefer blondes.

There are some nice features in this technically superior DVD from VCA. The credits show the name next to footage of each star, and the chapter stops are titled with the names of the women stars appearing in them. The lighting is great, though at times, the skin of the women is seen so close up that it looks a little gross. The extras are fine, but nothing out of the ordinary. Skimpy star bios, an Internet connection, and only a single preview for "In the Flesh", a much better film which also features Ireland.