Teens with Tits #3

TEENS WITH TITS #3, arguably one of the most unimaginative adult film titles ever (what's next? "Teens with Female Reproductive Organs"), is a 6-scene 2005 release from Diabolic Video, in which the sex is abundant but, ultimately, about as uninteresting as the title.



Cover girl, Tiffany Holiday, a snaggle-toothed, spaced-out looking chick with short, light brown hair and a firm, decent figure starts out the festivities. Tiffany takes a few minutes to show us how she can squeeze her breast to make her nipple pop like one of those little handheld stress relief dolls where the eyes pop out when you grip it. Sexy, huh. Anyway, in short order, Tiffany is beset by two naked dudes with large hard-ons who quickly de-panty her and fill her mouth with tubesteak. Tiffany launches into a nearly 30 minute scene by trading off her mouth and pussy between her randy suitors. Despite a nice figure, Tiffany lacks any charisma or real sexual energy. She sadly comes across as yet another of the nameless multitude of girls who think they will be the next Tera Patrick but are just grist for the adult film mill. In any event, Tiffany does an admirable job getting a prolonged pounding up her narrow behind and enduring some prolonged DP action before taking a mouthful of creamy approval from both dudes in the end.



Porsha Blaze, an average looking brunette with multiple piercings and a splotchy ass goes through basically the same moves as Tiffany (with the exception of anal and DP) with another pair of anonymous shlongs. Porsha treats her partners to some titty fucking and deep throat action before also take a simultaneous oral popshot from the fellows.



Chanel Chavez, a cute Hispanic girl with a curvy, natural figure, is arguably the nicest looking girl of the bunch and gives the most enjoyable performance, largely owing to her facial expressions. Once again, Chanel is quickly beset by two naked, aroused fellows. In short order, she blows one while the other goes to work banging her ass. The guys take turns pounding away at Chanel's rectum and simultaneously filling both of her available holes. Again, as the action goes, there is not much to distinguish this segment from the others in the film. There is no build-up, situation, foreplay, etc. The guys pounce, everyone does a communal suck and fuck, the guys shoot their load, the end. However, Chanel has such a look of sexual ecstasy and intensity on her face while the guys are filling up her rear end that I would almost recommend this flick on this basis alone. (The great thing about porn for me is watching the face of a girl who is really experiencing a significant erotic sensation from what she is doing rather than just fucking like a robot - Tera Patrick's eye-crossing orgasm in UP AND CUMMERS #73 is a perfect example of this).



TEENS WITH TITS #3 rounds out the ho-hum festivities with Winter, an average looking black chick with a disturbing diamond piercing through her upper lip, going through the motions, including some anal action, with just a single partner, 18-year old Cece, another black girl with an ok figure and cute face, doing a 3-way with two white dudes, and Denice K., a fairly cute blonde girl with nice natural figure and bouncy flapjacks on her chest, also doing a 3-way (excluding anal and DP action) with two well-endowed fellows.



All in all, TEENS WITH TITS #3, offers a healthy, if unimaginative, serving of sex with a generous portion of anal and DP activities. The girls are "cute" at best (none of them will be signing a Vivid contract anytime soon), and the lighting, direction and videography are competent. Very minimal extras include frequent chapter stops, stills, a behind-the-scenes segment and direct access to the various pop shots. Personally, this flick didn't do much for me. Other than Chanel, none of the girls impressed me much with their looks or performances and I got bored with the robotic, repetitive action featuring vacant eyed porn wannabes and anonymous male genitalia. Bottom line, although this flick is serviceable fare, your money may be better spent on films with more imaginative titles and content.