No Swallowing Allowed #3

In a relatively short time, Chico Wang has become Diabolic's go-to guy, helping the once shaky company get back on track. Instead of following the same dry formula implemented by everyone else, Chico brings a much appreciated sense of humor and some unpredictability to each of his titles, always making for an entertaining (and somewhat goofy) viewing experience.

Not one to waste any time, Chico gets started immediately as Delilah Strong kneels for a mini-bukkake session. One by one, seven guys stroke their loads all over her face, leaving her with a messy mug. If you don't like watching girls getting slimed with multiple loads of semen, then this opening sequence should act as a warning of what lies ahead.

After the brief opener with Delilah, Chico greets Roxy Jezel. She begins by talking about how good sperm is for skin in that cute cockney accent of hers. Then Chico cuts right to the action as Joel Lawrence pounds her pussy from behind while she chokes on Joachim Kessef's big black cock. It's not long before she mounts Joachim in a cowgirl position, leaving her bung open for Joel to fill. As expected, Roxy puts on a nasty little show, opening up for multiple DPs and plenty of ass-to-mouth sucking. Following an aerial DP, Joel and Joachim plaster her face with their nut butter. After giving her the chance to clean up a bit, Chico catches up with Roxy while she's on the toilet. He brings along another guy for Roxy to suck which she does with gusto, eventually catching one more thick load on her face.

In the first buffer sequence, Leah Luv is inspecting her braces in a bathroom mirror; she thinks they're rusting. Fortunately Chico has the proper remedy for such an ailment, instructing Leah to lie on the bedroom floor. On cue, six naked guys file into the room and begin jerking off over little Leah, targeting her braces with their juice.

Paige Turner is a cute nineteen year-old brunette from Utah decked out in a camouflage pattern bikini. She talks about her strict upbringing and current rebellious behavior before turning her angst toward Scott Nails stiff dick. After sucking his dick, she mounts him in a reverse cowgirl position, showing off her adorable shaved pussy for the first time. Spoon, doggy, and missionary positions follow with Paige occasionally tasting her own pussy juice off Scott's dick. The scene concludes with a decent facial and some light post-pop sucking.

Like most of Chico's videos, we're now treated to a wacky intermission sequence, this one featuring a group of guys fishing for a whore using a fishing pole and a dildo for bait. Swimming outside is cover girl Chanel Chavez, complete with snorkel and goggles. The guys eventually lure her in so they can jerk off all over her face. She takes six hot loads on her mug, then spits a mouthful of jizz at Chico's camera, bringing this sequence to an abrupt end.

Delilah Strong now returns for her full scene, revealing that she's only doing porn to boost her asking price as an escort. She then hooks up with Brian Surewood and Mark Wood for an energetic encounter. The guys take turns tag-teaming her pussy and mouth for the duration, moving through just about every possible position. Delilah then eyes the lens and exclaims, "Show me the money", prompting the guys to squirt their goo in her mouth. She then deposits the spunk on the camera's lens. After the scene, Joachim pulls Delilah out of the shower for an impromptu suck and fuck, resulting in another facial.

Another buffer sequence begins next with Dillan Lauren talking about her sensitive eyes. After equipping her with some flimsy shades, Chico has five guys pop on her face. Next, we see Trick Dixxon propped on all fours on a bed. Roxy Jezel then walks in and starts eating his ass. This continues for a few minutes until Trick is ready to unload on Roxy's forehead.

In the next full scene, Long Beach native Leah Luv tells Chico how much she likes cum from black men. Joachim Kessef gives Leah just what she's looking for, filling her mouth with his big dick. He then eats her pussy briefly before pushing his cock inside her tight hole. Leah takes it in several positions, including a great looking pile driver, ending the scene by taking another load on her braces. Like Delilah's scene, Leah's post-scene shower is interrupted when Chico pulls her out so some guy (Scott Nails?) can fuck her in a couple of positions from a POV angle. Once again, she catches his jizz on her teeth.

The second intermission sees the return of Delilah Strong performing one more trick for Arnold Schwarzenpecker. She starts out by stripping, the sucks his cock. Following some fine cock sucking, Arnold splashes a big load across Delilah's forehead.

Chanel Chavez is back again, and she seems to be eager to get on with her scene. Brian Surewood and Sascha allow her to show off her enthusiasm by sucking their dicks. Only a few moments into the scene, Sascha moves in behind Chanel and begins pumping her ass. She then mounts Brian anally in a reverse cowgirl position, resulting in a fine DP as Sascha fills her pussy. But Chanel isn't all that fond of the ass pounding she gets in a pile driver position. In fact, after the guys pop on her face, she once again spits a wad of cum on Chico's lens to show her dismay.

Chico then catches up with Roxy Jezel one last time as she sun bathes outside. Afraid she might get skin cancer, he offers her a few doses of protective spunk sauce. A large group of guys then gather around her, squirting seven loads all over her face. To top it off, Chico finishes this sequence by having one of his minions pour a jug of cold milk on her head.

Now that her eyes feel better, Dillan Lauren is back for her full scene. After talking with Chico outside, the tattooed brunette heads indoors to suck some serious cock. Once again, Brian Surewood and Sascha have the pleasure of defiling another hottie. After Sascha goes balls deep in her ass, Dillan threads her sphincter around Brian's cock in a reverse cowgirl position, then spreads her legs for the scene's first DP. In between setups, nasty Dillan sucks cock, regardless of whether it was yanked from her ass or pussy. More DP and anal debauchery continue with Sascha finally pulling out of her ass to splash her face with his seed. But Brian's not quite ready yet, so he pounds Dillan's ass hard until he's ready to deliver the second facial.

As the disc comes to a close, it's good to see Paige Turner in the last sequence. Kneeling on the floor (and completely naked) Paige complains about how itchy her face is. To keep her from scratching, Chico has The Minion put one of the those silly cone-shaped dog collars on her. With her head now at the bottom of a plastic funnel, Chico has his troops apply the ointment. In all, Paige takes six very big loads all over her face. Chico follows Paige into the shower as the closing credits roll, where she's finally freed from that gooey collar.

Like Down the Hatch #13 and other Chico Wang titles, this disc runs well over three hours long. While a long running time is always welcome, it appears to come at the cost of video quality. While most of the video looks fine, heavy pixelation is quite noticeable during transitions and a few other instances where quick action occurs. Diabolic continues to offer two audio tracks on their discs; one with a music track and one without. But for some reason, music seemed to into the non-music track on occasion. Still, it wasn't too distracting and the option to choose is great. With more than three hours of footage and two full audio tracks it's understandable that there are hardly any extras provided other than a photo gallery and a nine minute cum shot recap.

It's hard to go wrong with No Swallowing Allowed 3. Once again, Chico Wang provides a ton of high quality smut on one disc, making this title well worth a look. Unlike some Diabolic titles, there isn't an overabundance of anal action here which may be a deciding factor for some fans. In fact, only half of the girls (Roxy, Dillan, and Chanel) take it up the ass. But if you're more concerned with facials, this title delivers loads upon loads of mug-glazing action.

Once you get past the box and title of this flick (Hopefully a playful nod to Mike John and not the slap is appears to be.) then there is something great. I don't mind cum-swallowing flicks at all and I think that the No Cum Dodging stuff has been great. On the other hand there is something very hot about a pretty girl getting nailed in the face by a hot load of ball batter. Obviously I am not the only one. Just look at the popularity of bukkake flicks and those German movies with girls nearly drowning in sperm. Chico Wang has put together some really nice faces for what should be a simple trip to facial-ville. Then again, nothing is simple when Chico is in charge.

Delilah Strong talks to Chico about how she equates cum to money since she is in fact, a whore. (Got to love way the romance flows through these little chats.) Just moments later she is taking loads of cream on her pretty face. Delilah rubs her pussy as the cum drips slowly down her cheek and more DNA is added to the mix. Basically it's a mini-bukkake scene that doesn't end until she is wearing every drop on her face and chest.

Roxy Jezel is always up for a few shots on her pretty face. She is the kind of girl who needs more than just cum though. Roxy likes to fuck and she gets two guys to fuck the shit out of her in this scene. There is some intense DP action going on as she gets plowed in both holes. We also get some outstanding anal as she keeps her mouth busy while her sphincter gets seriously stretched. They reward her hard work with two good loads right on her face and tongue. As a bonus, she gives another guy a shot at her face while she sits on the toilet and takes a leak.

Leah Luv is having trouble with her braces so Chico offers her some special oral lubricant. Within seconds she is surrounded by six guys who are ready to shoot loads all over her cute little face. They first right onto her braces and pretty soon the cream is bubbling out from the corners of her mouth You have to love the way this girl smiles through the whole line of sperm doners, finally giving us a wave and saying good bye.

Paige Turner is a hot girl from Utah who is probably my favorite new girl at the moment. She is totally gorgeous; fresh faced and looks ready to fuck like a pro. Chico has fun talking to her about how much she hates her mother and does porn to get back at her. (Chico, dude...why not just have her give dear old mom a call on her cell?) Once that is out of the way, she takes a big cock in her mouth and starts sucking. When it is nice and wet she spreads her legs and mounts his lap. Watching Paige fuck for the first time I think I am falling more and more in lust with her. There are plenty of shout-outs to mom, but most of the attention is bound to be on this hot little babe and the way she takes hard dick in her pussy. Even though she only has one guy to shoot on her face, he had a big load so Paige gets properly decorated.

Chanel Chavez is another fantastic little slut who ends up playing a part in an odd little scene that involves rednecks, a dildo on a hook and Chico voice-over about the North American Whore Fish. At any rate, she has swim goggle on as the guys take turns unloading on her pretty face. She looks a little bored which is not indicative of the way this little Latina can fuck.

Delilah is back for her full scene and this time we actually get to her hear talk a little bit. She is a stripper and a hooker apparently. Their conversation about her career as a working girl is pretty interesting, but it's more fun to watch her suck cock. Two big cocks give her enough meat to play with and Delilah still looks like she could take on a few more. She is all over the place, showing great energy and making it tough to follow her with the camera. At one point the guys hold her down so she can be fucked and have a big set of balls stuffed in her mouth at the same time. When the guys shoot both loads into her mouth, Delilah holds it there until it's time to spit it onto the camera. No swallowing allowed indeed. For a bonus load, she gets pulled out of the shower and thrown onto the bed where her pussy is stuffed with big black dick. This quick scene features some great cowgirl and another big load for her money-makin' face.

Dillan Lauren explains that she doesn't like cum in her eyes. To keep herself safe from that sort of discomfort, Chico gives her some cheap little glasses to catch the spunk. The guys take aim and start painting them with thick goo. Anyone with a sunglasses fetish might find this part interesting.

Roxy is back to give a very nervous guy his first rimjob. The homo-erotic level in the room is really high as Chico gives us a running commentary while Roxy licks that ass and then takes a load on her forehead.

Leah is back, telling us how much she likes black cum. Her mouth gets stuffed with black cock and even with the braces on, she handles it pretty well. That pretty little pussy is all shaved and ready to be fucked raw. The guy likes her mouth so much that he pulls out of her twat and stuffs it between her lips once again. This little girl is very happy with the size of his rod and enthusiastically rides it until it's nearly poking out through the top of her head. The piledriver is great and he works up a big load that gets shot all over her braces. This girl is a dirty little thing and we love her that way. After a quick shower she gets fucked again, this time in a POV boff that ends with...of course...another shot on the braces.

Delilah is back, talking once again about being a hooker and then stripping for "Governor" Arnold. The pretty girl talks us through a blowjob and moans happily with her young mouth full of throbbing man meat. After a solid blowjob, she gets a big load right on her forehead. You can almost see the dollar signs light up in her pretty eyes.

Chanel gets a chance to do her scene without the goggles. She is so bubbly that she can't be contained. Brian Surewood finds a way to calm her down though, slipping a cock between her lips while another guy comes in and rams his meat right up her tight ass. This little babe looks great with a dick in her mouth and really takes it well between the cheeks. With two guys fucking the shit out of her, Chanel starts cumming and can't get enough of the DP action they are throwing down on her. That tiny body gets smashed between the two guys who fuck her about as hard as they can. Chanel takes it perfectly and has her legs flailing. This is probably one of the best scenes Chico has ever shot and certainly one of the hottest I have seen this year. Put Chanel on the short list for sexiest babe of 2005 and when she takes two more big loads, move her up a couple of notches.

Roxy still needs more cum so she lies on the grass while a collection of guys stands over her for a bukkake-style face bath. That pretty face gets glazed over by a number of loads and some of the guys even thank her. Ain't that sweet? Not half as sweet as this dirty Brit is.

Dillan Lauren has to come back for her big scene. She is power fucked in the mouth by three guys at once. Taking cock from both ends, Dillan makes that lovely gagging noise that is so popular in movies today. The anal is really good and she has a fantastic body. I just think that we have seen better scenes before this one so it's hard to live up to the intensity we saw from Chanel. Don't get me wrong, Dillan looks lovely, takes it in the ass like a champ and does A2M like the dicks are coated with candy. Her big facial finish closes out a very impressive piece of work and is the last full-fuck scene of the day.

Paige returns with a bad facial itch. She won't stop scratching so they put one of those dog cone things on her neck. That leaves her totally at the mercy of the guys who want to shoot cream all over her face and into the cone. This isn't the prettiest segment ever, but anyone who likes bukkake will love the fact that this pretty young babe is willing to go for something like this.

This is a really long movie, but unlike many of the three hour gonzos out there, this flick mixes in some additional scenes to fill the time. Each girl gets her own "full" scene, but they also show up for some intense facial footage as well. There is a whole lot of facial footage, so fans who have missed the sight of babes with spooge on their mugs will want to tune in. Some of the stuff includes mini-bukkakes without the lengthy (and highly homo-erotic) jerk-off lines. The girls are really cute and though they all have the sort of faces that you just want to bust a nut all over. Paige and Chanel are fucking superstars in the making, clearly at the head of the class for 2005. Roxy is already a super slut and Leah is just about the cutest little thing you could imagine. There are some wacky detours along the way, but you have to expect that with Chico at the helm. Overall the sex is good, the facials are excellent and the girls are a wet dream come true. That's enough to make it a great stroke flick for facial-loving perverts everywhere.